Apparently, if you're in the market for a free flock of roosters in Maine, all you have to do is set a day aside for a little road trip, bring zero dollars, and you're good to go!

While perusing Craigslist's free section, I realized I was scrolling past an alarming number of roosters from chicken-owners who had too many. Hens are a hot commodity given their delicious eggs, and you might need a rooster or two to keep those eggs and chicks comin', but more than that and you've got an aggressive territorial matter on your hands. That, and you're waking up the whole neighborhood.

Ready for a tour de rooster? Scroll further to meet the free roosters of Maine!

We'll call this one Seuss:

This one can go by "Chatty":

This one's post is short and sweet... we'll name him "Priceless". His portrait reminds me of Barack Obama's presidential portrait.

This guy is super loved. We'll call him "Taco Fiesta" because he seems to have been hand-raised in a very loving home and was already given a name! My favorite part about his post is the details on the right side. Manufacturer? Chicken. Condition? Like New.

These guys were all just on the first page of Free Craigslist, so you should have no trouble cultivating a rooster collection should you desire one. Happy roostering!