Protect Your Christmas Cards/Packages Stolen by ‘Porch Pirates’?!
You know, sometimes stories come along in the news and in my life that are just 'not normal'. And, I shake my head, and say 'What the Crap Man'?!
Well, not all of Christmas time is merry and bright.....
Christmas season is here, and it's time to get your shopping done. But, boy hasn't gift buying changed over the years?! Back in the 'ye ole days', we used to actually go to the mall and department stores to buy our loved ones gifts. Now, Christmas shopping has become all about convenience. No longer do we have to fight the crowds, smell all those 'rank' perfumes, or wait in long lines to pay for just a pair of gloves for grandma. If you choose to have NO human contact during the holiday season, I don't blame you. BUT, if you are ordering all your gifts online; there is a down side to it. Amazon will ship that gift to you, but, can't keep it safe from 'porch pirates'. That's right, those losers that will creep onto your porch and steal your packages or mail. What the Crap Man, why do you have to ruin Christmas for people? You don't even know what is in the package when you steal it! It's too bad that you can't sit on your porch all day waiting for those gifts with a BB gun! Get em' outta here!
Instead, WGME Channel 13 has some tips from the US Postal service on how to keep your Christmas mail/packages safe.
What the crap man?! Porch Pirates....more like Porch Losers! It's Christmas dang it.