You know, sometimes stories come along in the news that are just 'not normal'. And, I shake my head, and say 'What the Crap Man'?!

 

Well, this Masshole has lived up to the stereotype.

According to Unionleader.com, Masshole Clifford Bates was speeding along on 95 through Greenland, New Hampshire and was in an awful hurry Saturday. In fact, State Trooper Scott Garton clocked this jerk driving 109 mph in his Porsche from the State Police aircraft. He then radioed down to a trooper on the ground who went gunnin' for this guy. When the trooper pulled him over, he asked Bates how fast he was going. And, with a typical Masshole answer, he said he as going 68 and just wants to make it home. Sorry 'Speed McQueen' but you are busted! He was arrested and charged with alleging reckless driving, operating after suspension and open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle. Shake and Bake Ricky Bobby!

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