‘What the Crap Man’?! Man Trapped in a Beer Cooler did WHAT?
You know, sometimes stories come along in the news that are just 'not normal'. And, I shake my head, and say 'What the Crap Man'?!
To some, this story could be a little slice of heaven to you. But, being trapped in a beer cooler is actually a crime. Jeremy Van Ert entered a Wisconson Kwik Trip store to grab a few essentials right before closing time. He headed to the walk in beer cooler for some cold ones, and shortly after found out he would be 'chillin' in there for quite a while. He tried to leave the cooler, and found it locked because the store had closed for the night. How the crap does this even happen?
So, he did what anyone else would do to kill the time, he helped himself. He thought 'might as well', and 'when in Rome'. In fact, According to The Chicago Tribune, Jeremy liked where he was, and stayed in that cooler drinking beer for 6 hours before till opening time. Once the doors opened, he beelined it to the door without paying for the beer he drank. The local police chief told reports that "We never had somebody accidentally locked in a place and not make any attempt to be rescued or get out because they're satisfied with the circumstances.".
He charged with retail theft, and fined. #whereisyourlifeman
What in your go to place to grab your cold ones in Maine or New Hampshire?