If you are a human who wants to get into a biting match with a police dog, just know you are going to lose 100% of the time.

According to WTNH, a man in Boscawen New Hampshire (his name has yet to be identified) was hiding in his house under a pile of clothes. He had a warrant out for his arrest and thought hiding was the best idea. Well, it was a bad hiding spot and Police K-9 Veda spotted him. He put Veda in a choke hold, she bit him and he then bit her back! OY.

Veda is fine and has returned to duty. The dog biter is now faced with a whole bunch of charges that he wouldn't have if he didn't decide to bite a police dog. Lesson learned I suppose.