I'm a good person. I'm a responsible father, I don't beat my dog, I pay my taxes on time. Sure I could go to the gym a little more often. But when Olive Garden keeps tempting me with all of these delicious dishes...it's more than this man can take.

How am I supposed to resist this sin on a plate? According to the Olive garden wesbite, it's a GIANT homemade meatball on top of an oversized manicotti filled with four cheeses, and topped with homemade marinara or alfredo sauce.

I swear I just heard my scale body shame me and all I've done is look at that picture. Thank heaven it's only there for a limited time because I'm not sure how long my will power will hold out.