Boy, how did he EVER think THIS was a good idea?

File this one under: What the Crap Man?!

News Center Maine reported this morning that a man on the Maine Turnpike was arrested for well, not using ANY common sense. Last Friday night a man left New Bedford, Massachusetts and set out on a journey that would bring him to Maine. His mode of transportation is highly illegal and obviously he didn't know this. He set out on his scooter with no headlight, so naturally he used his cellphone light app. He drove 130 miles before he was finally stopped by Maine State Police. When he was busted, troopers also found out that the scooter was not registered and the driver had no valid license to drive. This guy is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Now, don't you feel a little better about your life right now? Geessum Crow!