You know, sometimes stories come along in the news that are just 'not normal'. And, I shake my head, and say 'What the Crap Man'?!

Some people have WAY TOO MUCH time on their hands. And, most of the time, these people have the strangest life goals. This guy has used this time to master an ability to break a world record that will leave you scratching your head.

According to WMUR Channel 9, a Vermont man has broke a world record; or so his buddy says. Bill Kathan of Vermont has trained for this moment his entire life. You can only imagine how much blood, sweat and tears he put into his training for this momentous moment. He brought a buddy along with him to witness this feat. On Wednesday Bill and his buddy started at the bottom of Wantastiquet Mountain in Hinsdale, New Hampshire, and Bill took a deep breath, and went for it. Bill climbed the mountain, making it to the top in under 38 minutes, while balancing a baseball bat on one of his fingers. His buddy witnessed this, and even went on to say this isn't Bill's first recorder breaking event. He also climbed that same mountain, balancing a pool stick on one of his fingers and made it to the top in 51 minutes early in the week.

Congratulations?! Because obviously the entire world was waiting on pins and needles to have THAT record broken. (insert sarcasm here).